75 Corny Jokes for Kids That’ll Have Them Giggling Nonstop
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Get ready to laugh with 75 clean and corny jokes for kids! Perfect for lunchboxes, classroom fun, or silly family moments—these kid-approved jokes are sure to bring on the giggles.
Looking for some silly fun the whole family can enjoy? These corny jokes for kids are just the thing! Whether you’re cheering up a gloomy day, adding laughs to a lunchbox note, or looking for clean, clever jokes to share on a road trip, this list has you covered.
Packed with puns, goofy punchlines, and kid-safe humor, these jokes will bring on the giggles in children (and adults, too!). So go ahead — scroll through, pick your favorites, and get ready to hear “tell me another one!” all day long.
🐶 Animal Jokes
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed! - What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! - Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey! - What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! - Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side! - What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts! - What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! - How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper! - What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple! - What game do baby cows play?
Moosical chairs! - What kind of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoo-dle!
😄 Silly Wordplay & Puns
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! - What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste! - What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick! - What’s brown and sticky?
A stick! - What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
🧠 School & Learning Jokes
- Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. - Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school! - Why did the kid sit on his homework?
He wanted to work under pressure! - What did one pencil say to the other?
You’re looking sharp! - What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! - What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling! - Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
🍕 Food & Drink Jokes
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy. - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up! - Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn’t peeling well! - What did the shark say after eating the clownfish?
That tasted funny! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
🤖 Tech & Science Jokes
- How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints! - Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open! - Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus! - What’s a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips! - What kind of award did the dentist get?
A little plaque! - What do planets like to read?
Comet books!
👻 Spooky & Holiday Jokes
- What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots? - What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite! - What kind of music do mummies like best?
Wrap music! - How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern… - Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
🚗 Everyday Objects & Randoms
- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells! - What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me! - What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m changing! - Why was the broom late?
It swept in! - What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something. - Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants! - What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner! - What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear! - What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad! - How does the ocean say hi?
It waves! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9! - Why did the pirate go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had great fish ‘n ships! - What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador! - How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz! - What do you call a train that sneezes?
A-choo-choo train! - Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
🧁 Bonus Just-for-Giggles
- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it! - What did the volcano say to the mountain?
I lava you! - What do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze! - What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes! (Feel free to use this if you want a 76th!) - What did the cat say after making a joke?
Just kitten! - What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i’s on you!
Want to save these for later? Bookmark or print them for lunchboxes, party games, or giggle breaks anytime! Got a favorite joke from the list? Share it in the comments — or tell us one we haven’t heard yet!
