Donut Jokes and Puns That’ll Have You Glazed and Confused (In the Best Way!)
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Donut miss these hilarious donut jokes and puns! Perfect for kids and adults, this sweet collection is guaranteed to sprinkle some laughter into your day.
Is there anything better than a warm, sugary donut? Yep—a warm, sugary donut with a side of laughter! Whether you’re planning a donut-themed party, looking to sweeten up your lunchbox notes, or need a sprinkle of humor to brighten your day, this list of hilarious donut jokes and puns is here to deliver.
From silly one-liners to dough-lightful puns, we’ve got the perfect batch to tickle your funny bone. So grab a coffee, kick back, and enjoy these hole-some jokes that are baked to perfection!
Funny Donut Jokes for Kids and Grown-Ups Alike
What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?
“You’re toast!”
Why did the donut go to therapy?
Because it felt empty inside.
How do donuts answer the phone?
“Whaddup, dough?”
What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
Why did the donut visit the dentist?
To get a filling!
More Donut Jokes That’ll Make You Glaze With Laughter
What did the donut say to the coffee?
“You complete me.”
Why did the donut cross the road?
Because it saw a better glaze on the other side!
What kind of donut can fly?
A plain one!
How do you know a donut is feeling sad?
It has a glazed-over look.
Why did the donut get promoted?
Because it was on a roll!
What do you call a donut that does well in school?
A smartie ring!
Why do donuts make great friends?
Because they’re sweet and never flake out.
What do you call a donut detective?
Sherlock Crumbs.
What kind of donuts do vampires like?
Blood-glazed ones.
Why didn’t the donut go to school?
It didn’t feel like filling in.
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Sweet and Silly Donut Puns
- You glaze me crazy.
- Donut worry, be happy.
- I’m just here for the holesome fun!
- You’re the icing to my donut.
- Donut judge me—I’m on my third one.
Extra Donut Puns That Are Hole-y Hilarious
- You donut know how much I knead you.
- Let’s glaze over the drama.
- I’m on a roll today!
- Donut kill my vibe.
- This is how I roll—sugary and fabulous.
- I’ve got fillings for you.
- You’re the jelly to my donut.
- I like you a hole lot.
- Keep calm and eat a donut.
These are Perfect For…
- Lunchbox notes
- Greeting cards
- Party invitations
- Instagram captions
- Doughnut-themed crafts or gifts
Add a sprinkle of humor wherever you like!
Bonus: Donut Caption Ideas for Social Media
- “You donut know how much I love you.”
- “This is how I roll.”
- “Glazed and amused.”
- “Feeling hole again.”
- “Donuts: proof that life is sweet.”
Even More Donut Captions for Social Media Fun
- “Donut mind if I do.”
- “Holy moly, this donut is good.”
- “Rolling into the weekend like…”
- “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of sprinkles.”
- “In a serious relationship with donuts.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts—and that’s kind of the same thing.”
- “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a donut, asking it to love her.”
- “Donut ever give up!”
Whether you’re sharing these with your kids or using them to lighten up your day, donut jokes and puns are a sweet way to spread smiles. Got a favorite donut joke? Drop it in the comments—we donut want to miss it!
🍩 Want to Keep the Fun Going?
If your kids (or you!) love all things sweet and silly, be sure to check out our donut-themed fun beyond the jokes! We’ve got 40+ incredible homemade donut recipes that are perfect for breakfast, brunch, or just because, plus adorable free printable donut Valentine’s cards that are sure to make anyone smile.
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